This movie is definitely not for children. Don't click the jump if you are not old enough to read explicit language/situations or are too squeamish.
Ian (Josh Zuckerman) and Lance (Clark Duke) are about to leave on a trip across country to visit Ms. Tasty (Katrina Bowden), Ian's online "friend" for sex. Ian forgot he invited Felicia (Amanda Crew) to spend the weekend with him since her cousin is in town and driving her crazy.
Lance: Dude, what the fuck?***
Ian: I don't want her along.
Lance: Oh really? You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip? Yea, no shit. She's always cock-blocking you.
Ian: No she isn't. She doesn't even have a--
Lance: Okay, twat-blocking. Professor.
Lance met an Amish dude (Seth Green) when their car broke down. The Amish dude offered to fix the car and was towing it with his buggy when he and Lance passed Ian and Felicia walking along the road where they went for help.
Lance: Hey, Ian, this is my boy Ezekiel.***
Ezekiel: What up, English?
The trio has been invited to attend an Amish Rumspringa party while Ezekiel and his crew fix their car. Felicia is not happy about it.
Lance: Relax man, I got a good feeling about this. You know, we're gonna party with the Amish!
Felicia: Yea, I'm sure it's gonna be a kick-ass quilting-bee.
[Fall Out Boy unloads equipment from their bus.]
Pete Wentz: What's up man?
Ian: (stunned) Hey.
Felicia: (shocked) No effing way.
Love is love, no matter the back story. <3 DS